OBVIOUSLY, the world is in need a way for someone to tell if an author they are interested in reading is a raving lunatic and should be avoided at all costs. And I am leaping into the abyss to answer that need.
All an author needs to do is answer the following questions in the comments to this post. All the insane author comments will be deleted, leaving ONLY the sane ones left. If you’re a reader, reviewer, or about to walk into a library, bookstore or just thinking of loading up your eReader, you’ll want to check this post BEFORE you buy that book or accept a copy for review.
- What’s the best way to make someone love you?
- Which is your favorite font? Comic Sans, Lucida Console, Script, anything with a glowing drop shadow, Palatino or equivalent
- How many email addresses do you use per day, on average, over a month?
- Where do you keep your list of mortal enemies?
- Fll in the blanks: You owe me, you _________ __________.