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Carolyn Gets Out And About

Monday, February 6th, 2012

I wrote about doorknobs and flaming pencils at this post at Heroes & Heartbreakers.  Check it out and, hey, leave a comment so I don’t feel like a douf.

Over here at Free Book Friday there are 5 copies of Not Wicked Enough up for grabs. You have until Friday to get in the running!

Another giveway at The Girlfriend’s Bookclub, where I compile a handy list of paper vs. plastic: That’s paper books vs. Digital books…

10 copies up for grabs at Heroes & Heartbreakers!

 

There will be more release celebration stuff so stay tuned!

 

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Oh, it’s the CUTEST Trainwreck EVER

Tuesday, January 24th, 2012

Go take a look at what Mr. Cale McCaskey has to tell us about Romance: The Problem with Romance

Women are, of course, quite familiar with arguments like his. They’ve been used for centuries to denigrate anything associated with women that would, if left unremarked, disprove the bias.

Basically, he’s saying that all Romance novels are inferior because if a book that might otherwise be called a romance is actually good, it’s necessarily anything but a romance. This is EXACTLY like the Victorian era physicians who performed an autopsy on a respected colleague only to discover that their colleague was a woman. When faced with the presence of female genitalia, they pronounced her a hermaphrodite. Because it just wasn’t possible for a WOMAN to have been successfully masquerading as a physician and to have been good at it, too.

Right. When the evidence contradicts you, redefine the world rather than adjust your assumptions.

I’m told he’s busy deleting comments he doesn’t like, so feel free to read his post and come comment here if you worry he’ll disagree with you and have to delete your comment in an attempt to keep his narrow world view safe from anything like truth or an open mind.

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Why My Affair with Scrivener Didn’t Work Out (So Far)

Saturday, January 21st, 2012

A bit of background first. Way back when I switched to Mac from PC, also bought and used Parallels for Mac so I could continue to write in Word Perfect. Word, as a professional writing tool is horrible. I hate it. None of the default Word settings are correct for what’s required for a novel and trying to fix a formatting issue in Word tends to create a bigger mess.

With Word Perfect, however, I can do everything I need to do and fix problems easily. My WP novels automatically number my pages and chapters and allow me to have the title page and headers I want.

I’d heard wonderful things about Scrivener but it was a while before I wasn’t in the middle of a project with a deadline. I decided my current project was perfect for testing a switch to Scrivener. It’s a novella, so I’d have an answer quickly and if it didn’t work, switching back to WP wouldn’t be all that onerous.

Here’s the Number One Important Thing for Me, the requirement that has to be in place No. 1:

I need to not waste time figuring out what/how to do things. I need to spend my time writing.

I don’t mind spending some time learning. But it needs to be quality learning, not frustrating learning.

What Went Wrong

1. The novel formatting template would not allow me to change fonts. As soon as I started typing text using that template with the default font set to my preference, the font reverted back to the original default font. WHICH I HATED. I have a font I like to use that’s easy on my eyes. I read up on changing preferences, googled etc and nothing solved my problem. I could not get the damn template to accept my preferred font. For that reason, I abandoned the novel template and started from scratch.

2. Things went pretty well for a while. Until I decided I needed to start generating some compiled versions. Suffice it to say, I could not make it create a title page that wasn’t recognized as a chapter and incorrectly numbered. I Googled some more, read some more, consulted the knowledgebase and help and there was no set of enumerated steps that worked as advertised. When I tried to search for the words that appeared to be relevant, I got ZERO results.

When I finally, after HOURS of trying, found a way to make a title page that didn’t get counted as a chapter (and that still didn’t work in a way that was at all logical to me) all my chapters ended up with TWO lines for the chapter heading. (Chapter X was repeated twice for each chapter.) Not only that, but page numbering moved, for some reason, to the bottom of the page. WHY? THAT’S NOT WHERE THEY GO FOR A Novel. At that point, I gave up.

3. The Scrivener help file is awful. The Knowledgbase and forum searching are likewise difficult to search and did not return relevant or helpful results. None of the books I consulted were helpful. They were, sadly, based on working assumptions that do not in any way match the way I need to write.

A Few Other Issues

1. Not all writers need or want structure
2. I no longer write chapter scenes. I haven’t for years. But I STILL had to create chapter folders in order to get chapter numbering. WHY? And once I did that, there was no way to create a title page that didn’t screw up all the numbering.
3. The problem with templates is that most people need/want to customize them. Therefore, customizing a template needs to be easy and it wasn’t. The instructions for changing defaults DID NOT WORK.

I can’t waste any more time on this.

I’m totally bummed because there’s a lot other features I would love to use.

If anyone knows how to make any of this work, I’m all ears.

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Excerpts For Your Reading Pleasure

Sunday, January 8th, 2012

I’ve posted updated and new chapter excerpts:

Final version of Chapter 1 of Not Wicked Enough.

Have you ordered your copy yet? Pre-order Not Wicked Enough.

Chapter 1 of Not Proper Enough Unedited — read at your risk, this chapter contains sexxoring. As with all not-the-final-version-yet chapters, this versions of Chapter 1 is subject to change, substitution and drastic revision.

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The Fork is Out! Not Proper Enough is DONE!

Monday, January 2nd, 2012
Fork against a blue sky with white clouds

The Fork

YAY!!!!!!!!!

Not Proper Enough has been emailed to my editor. How did it go, you ask? Well, just in the last three days:

1. I discovered I had written TWO getting married scenes.
2. I deleted about 10,000 words and four chapters. (including the extra married scene)
3. I wrote 9,000 new words.
4. I completely rewrote the middle of the book.

Other than that, things went fine.

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Because I NEED this.

Friday, December 23rd, 2011

That coat is just effing hot. You know what coat I mean.

Also, this is the one and only time I have ever desperately wanted to be Lady Gaga. (Even though I love her music.)

From Carolyn’s editor: We don’t know how she got out of her writing cave. It won’t happen again.

From Carolyn: Help! I am trapped in a writing cave. Someone send me words.

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Don’t Worry, Everything’s TOTALLY Cool

Monday, December 19th, 2011

Really.

Not Proper Enough is due end of the month but it’s not like I’m panicking or anything.

Photo via litherland.

Here, Look at These

Here’s some photos I took last weekend. It’s about as wintery as we’ve been lately, which is not very:

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Carolyn’s Tips For Reviewers

Saturday, November 26th, 2011

Lately, there’s been a lot of tweeting and other discussion over a blog post by an author in which she gives helpful tips about how to review books AND remain besties with the author.

I thought I should weigh in with my own tips, so here they are:

  1. You should give your honest opinion of the book.

You’re welcome.

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I Confess

Sunday, November 20th, 2011

I imagine most of the readers of this blog are aware I’m a writer. I’ve known from when my age was in single digits that I had a facility for words. I read so much that though I’d be hard pressed to explain a rule of grammar, 97% of the time, I get it right. Spelling? I am awesome at spelling. Wordsmithing? Pretty darn good. And yet, I must confess there are certain things that continually trip me up.

Like two of my siblings, I have a bit of dyslexia, though my case is mild and theirs is not. Mostly it’s a problem with numbers regardless of my state. Letters tend to be a problem when I am tired. I’ve often wondered if it’s no accident that I have this dyslexic condition, ambidexterity, and a left-right confusion. Although I am most often right handed, I do a lot of things left handed. If I’m particularly tired, I’ll often start writing left-handed without realizing it. You can tell the difference, by the way, but my left-handed writing is legible.

Here’s the things I have trouble with (only some are dyslexic in origin):

  • the letters d b p and q
  • chose and choose – and many of the words that have single vs. double o constructions
  • Occasion. (Had to look that up. I NEVER get the double consonants right)
  • Further vs. Farther
  • The whole lie, lay, layed, lied thing.
  • breath vs. breathe

What about you? Got anything to confess?

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Spare Me the Sanctimonious Screed

Friday, November 11th, 2011

This NYT article by Thomas Glave came to my attention via this post at The Intern.

She picked out this section:

And now, as things become more dire for writers who want to develop into actual artists, Amazon, the behemoth that fears no one, enters the fray. Can Amazon’s profit-centered forays provide a healthy space for writers?

And wondered about healthy spaces for writers. A legitimate question. But I come away with a different take.

My eye focused on this:

Can Amazon’s profit-centered forays provide a healthy space for writers?

The assumption of the article was that the answer is No. And Glave goes on to muddy the waters of his argument. He wants so badly to paint Amazon as a place where writers will have no joy, no ability to develop their art — from lack of editorial guidance and Amazon’s profit motive. And yet, he can’t ignore the fact that long before Amazon, publishers damaged authors artistically. He tries to say that small publishers are a haven — and oh, rats — not all of them are and some big publishers are good, too. But not Amazon with its profit motive…

Poor guy. He’s trying to make the world black and white when it’s shades of gray, and even that metaphor is fatally flawed.

Reality: As much as a publisher might love artistic genius, they’re in it for the money. I don’t care who the publisher is. They’re in it for profit. If genius didn’t sell, they wouldn’t buy. Some genius-writing takes a while to make money of course. That’s hard on the balance sheets, let me tell you. The solution has been to sell a lot of the profitable writing and use that to subsidize the literary side.

Publishers need authors to feed their bottom line. No authors? No books to sell. No profit.

I fail to see why Amazon and its “profit centered forays” is anything new. Name a publisher of fiction that ISN’T profit centered.

As a writer, if you don’t think about that reality, well, you’re asking for a world of pain. I don’t care how much the editor loves your writing and wants to see you grow as an artist. The end game is: if that happens, his or her employer makes money and your editor gets to keep her job.

A contract with a publisher isn’t about ART. It’s about maximizing the publisher’s profits. I have never ever seen a contract that set out how the publisher will provide the author with a “healthy space for writing.” Because that’s not the relationship. Sorry, but it’s not.

Publishing contracts are all about how much they’ll pay to license your rights and how/if they’ll share profits with you. PERIOD. That’s why you need a lawyer to review your contract, not your MFA advisor.

I welcome the competition from Amazon. I am GLAD to see a publisher making itself a place where authors have a shot at making a living from their art. Because that’s not something the other guys are doing right now.

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