Awesome!!

April 20th, 2012

There I was on Twitter, working hard on my copy-edits for Not Proper Enough. I mean, ::coff:: taking a much needed break because I would NEVER let the internet distract me or anything, when I saw @susanmpls, who lives in Minnesota and is an editor for UM, blog about Book Spine Poetry. SusanMPLS was out in California a while back and we met up and had a great time yacking etc so I know she’s awesome on Twitter and in person. If you’re on twitter, you should follow her. She’s fun and interesting!

Anyway, because I’ve been working so hard (How hard? REALLY REALLY HARD) my brain shut off and I thought Book Spine Poetry was poetry you put on the spine of your books and I thought, whoa! I LOVE that idea. I will put poetry on the spine of my next POD book! And I tweeted, “I want that for my books!” and the next thing you know, there’s this on Twitter:

Is that awesome or what?

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Rant Alert – The Problem with Security Questions

April 19th, 2012

You are Warned

Mel the Rooster is Mean.

Websites have this ridiculous idea that making you provide answers to “security questions” actually provides security. Well, guess what? It doesn’t. Studies have amply demonstrated that most security question answers can be quickly guessed or found via information readily available via Google.

There’s another problem with them. Most of them are insanely stupid, vague or incapable of actually being answered in a way I’ll remember.

I have run across security “answers’ that are case sensitive and character sensitive.

Potato chips
Potato Chips
potato chips
potato chips.

Are all different answers. How the hell am I suppose to remember if I put in punctuation? Or where I might have used upper and lower case? It’s not a password where I get why I’m expected to remember upper and lower case as well as special characters.

And those family-related questions?

I don’t know where my parents met. My mother refuses to talk about much of her past. My father almost never does. Plus, they disagree on a LOT of their past history. I’ve also heard conflicting information about birth cities. I DON’T FUCKING KNOW!!!

Here’s some more questions:
Who was my favorite teacher? Well, actually, I can think of several. A year later, when someone insists on me answering that question, will I remember which favorite teacher I picked? No. I guarantee, out of the sea of security questions I’ve been forced to answer, I won’t remember what I told corporation X.

Who was my least favorite teacher? OH MY GOD. I have stricken them from my memory. Besides, least favorite teacher when? In elementary school? High School? College? Graduate School? Least favorite in what context? What if I answer that question and then later I remember a teacher I hated more? Fast forward one year. My brain is full of information that I use in my daily living. I have a vague recollection of being forced to provide such an answer but I remember even more the teacher I hated more. Which one did I say? Do I even remember the name of the second least favorite teacher? Plus, now the right answer is a LIE.

Then there’s this multi-answer scenario. I am not making this up.
1. What was your first car?

OK. I can answer that.

2. Of all the cars you have owned, which was your least favorite?

My least favorite was my first car. It was a piece of junk.

Your answers cannot be the same.

Great. So do I make up an answer? And if I do, how do I remember my made-up answer?

Then there’s questions like these:

What was your favorite job?

What?? Number one, I haven’t yet had my favorite job. I have had jobs that paid the bills and that I didn’t hate. But for each and every job, I always wanted to be doing something else, like being at home living off my lottery winnings. Plus, there’s no job that I loved everything about.  I’ve had jobs where I loved my co-workers but hated the work. Or hated my boss. Or jobs where I liked doing X and despised Y. I can’t answer a question like that, and if I just get frustrated and pick one, it won’t be a “true” answer and two years later I won’t remember what I put.

I have literally been on the phone with people being asked security answers I gave 5 years ago and I have NO idea what answer I gave. I cannot remember the PRECISE phrase, or whether I used my mother’s middle name or just her middle initial or none at all.

Security questions are stupid and they don’t even work.

Thank you for allowing me to get that off my chest. I feel better now.

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Rant Alert!

April 17th, 2012

If you discover evidence that the hot dude you slept with last night has lots of other women, the phrase “another notch in the headboard” does NOT take on “a whole new meaning.” It retains its EXACT current meaning. You are just the latest. And sometime next week you will be somewhere in the middle and he won’t remember your name.

It would take on a whole new meaning if, shortly after your delightful interlude, a sharp and mysterious weapon thunked into the headboard and stuck there with the other 10 just like it. And you say, “Oh my GOD!!! What is that?” And he says, with a heavy sigh, “NEVER buy real estate next to the Secret Ninja Training grounds.” And then you say, “What?” and he says, “It’s just another notch in the headboard. Don’t touch it. They’re poison.”

And then, as long as you’re not the heroine in this one certain DNF book, you think about that and realize you ought to leave before you’re the next stiff under the bed.

Seriously. That’s just such sloppy, sloppy writing. WTF?

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Carolyn Goes International

April 17th, 2012
The UK Kindle edition of Not Wicked enough is available on Amazon UK. If you are in the UK, Australia or New Zealand you can buy the Kindle version here and for less than the paper version!

It turns out I also have the UK/AUS/NZ rights to Scandal and Indiscreet. There are a few other countries where I have the rights so I’ll be adding those to the territories as well.

I need to get new covers made for Scandal and Indiscreet, so I imagine it will be a month or so before those are ready to put on sale. I believe I have final-copy digital files. Something to look forward to, eh?

Also, If you read German, the German edition of My Wicked Enemy is available for pre-order via Amazon.co.uk here. I think the German title is In the Arms of Demons but I don’t know.

The guy looks like the model in the photo I used for A Darker Crimson.

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Here is a Picture of Three Cats

April 10th, 2012

Enjoy.

I’m back to work on Dauntless.

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Kindle Exclusivity and a Poll

April 7th, 2012

As some of you may know, in order to have some actual experience with the Kindle Select (KDP Select) program I enrolled Free Fall, the My Immortals novella, in the program. I blogged about that decision here.

The KDP Select program means a book must be exclusive to Kindle for 90 days. It cannot be for sale anywhere else, including your own website.

Amazon Prime members can read your book for free. Authors in the Select program are reimbursed for borrows through a pool of money Amazon divides among authors. Books enrolled in the program can be scheduled for a total of 5 days during which the book is free. All well and good for the author. Most authors make most of their money via Amazon so the income lost because of the exclusive period is, from what I hear, often not a huge amount. There are reports of authors doing very well with the program.

But is it good for readers?

As mentioned, I enrolled Free Fall in KDP Select. I sent out a newsletter today (Saturday April 7) announcing that Free Fall was available. But I also asked subscribers for their opinion on the exclusivity. I heard from several people right away.

Not surprisingly, they were Nook owners and they were disappointed that they would have to wait for Free Fall. I also heard from two people who were hoping for a print version. I have that in process now and hope to have a Create Space POD version available pretty soon.

My Thoughts

As a writer, I want my book to get to ALL my readers. 90 days limited to one platform seems … anti-momentum and anti any reader w/o a Kindle or Kindle App.
I know B&N has made 30 day exclusive arrangements with some authors, but those are not promotions average authors can get into. Regardless, 30 days doesn’t seem so bad. 90 days does. That’s a long time to ask a reader to wait when that reader knows the book is actually available… just not to them….

I don’t know if the KDP program will make up for the money I lose by not having the book on sale elsewhere. I won’t have complete data until the 90 days is up. But this sort of thing is why you do tests. So you can get a handle on the actual effects.

I think it’s not enough to look at sales data. What other effects might there be?

Two Polls

Put on your Reader hat!

If you read eBooks, what device(s) do you use?

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As a READER what do you think of the KDP Select program?

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Some Authors are Out of Touch

April 5th, 2012

Scott Turow. Now Jodi Picault. Boy. I’ve had to HERE (look way, way, up) with this.

Turow is the current president of the Author’s Guild and he has been all over the media with spectacularly ill-informed and self-serving opinions about Amazon and, really, by default, self-publishing. And now Jodi Picualt is advising the rest of us not to self-publish.

Shall we Occupy Best-Selling Authors? Jesus H. Ffing Christ.

Fact: By the Author’s Guild’s own survey some time back, in the days before Amazon and self-publishing most authors made about $5,000 a year. We had day jobs because you can’t live on $5,000 a year.

Fact: In all the years I’ve been traditionally publishing (since 1987) I have NEVER EVER ONCE been able to think anything but that it would sure be nice to write full time. It wasn’t until I signed with my current agent that my traditional writing income was more than $5,000 a year. Those first deals she made for me in 2008 have have only now started to earn out. There have also been foreign rights sales. My agent is amazing. But there was still no chance that I’d be writing full time anytime soon.

Enter self-publishing in 2011.

Dear Mr. Turow and Ms. Picault: In 2011 my writing income was almost as much as I make in my day job. I work in high tech. My salary is not peanuts.

Do NOT tell me Amazon is evil.

Do NOT tell me not to self-publish.

You people have no idea how self-publishing has transformed everything for authors who aren’t NYT bestsellers.

And Mr. Turow, you are SERIOUSLY derelict in your duty to authors and what is best for us. The Author’s Guild is supposed to serve the interests of authors. Not traditional publishers. Take another look at what’s happening and explain to me why I should consider for even a minute turning away from writing income that makes me think full-time writing is a short term goal, not a long range plan.

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Free Fall, A My Immortals Novella is Done!

April 1st, 2012
Hot Guy, Nake Back

Cover of Free Fall

Yay!!!!! It seems like I’ve been working on this forever, getting interrupted, and coming back and finding out it needed more work. The story has been through two rounds of editing, both of which made the story even better. It’s been copy-edited and proofread. I made additional changes and tweaks while I was reading the copy I emailed to my iPad and read in the Kindle App. I got a fantastic cover from Patricia Schmidt.

Anyway, I can now say that Free Fall, A My Immortals Series novella is DONE. Buy Free Fall from Amazon.

About Free Fall

Attorney Lys Fensic has spent her life controlling a psychic power that kills. Her ability to lock herself down falls apart when her ex, a mage, sends enslaved demons to kill her. In a psychic free fall, she turns to tough guy Telos Khunbish for help. But is he a mage as she’s always suspected or is he something far more dangerous?

Free Fall is set in the My Immortals series world where demons and magic-using humans called the magekind are not quite getting along. Most people have no idea they’re living in what amounts to a magical war-zone. Free Fall is based on the short story Future Tense but is considerably expanded and includes scenes that were censored from the short story. This novella is about 35,000 words (130 pages).

I should mention the censored stuff is way hot.

Review Copy Anyone?

In the meantime, anyone who agrees to post an HONEST review of Free Fall on Amazon should leave a comment on this post. I’ll send you a .MOBI version of the file.

What I did and Why

I ended up deciding to enroll Free Fall in the KDP Select program. That means it’s exclusive to Amazon for 90 days. By July 2, I’ll be able to upload the story to the other vendors. I’ve heard some mixed things about the program, but I know I do quite well enough at the other vendors that, for the books I’ve already self-published, it didn’t make sense to remove those books from sale everywhere else. On the other hand, there’s no way for me to know if KDP Select makes sense for me without trying it. I do intend to take advantage of my 5 free days, but I’m not sure when I’ll do that. I’m a bit brain dead at the moment.

Free Fall is different enough from my other titles to make it a good test case. First, Book 5 in the series is my next project, but I won’t be done until later this year, so a three month delay in getting it to the other vendors isn’t going to hurt Book 5, which, barring some miraculous result of this test case, will be published to all vendors from the start.

Other than the short story, Future Tense, there’s no directly-related self-pubbed backlist to cross-sell with this title. I’m hoping the story will encourage sales of the series backlist. If it does, seeing an effect will be limited to Amazon, and, hopefully, easier to keep track of. And, the series backlist is with Grand Central. That means any bump in sales will garner me royalties at a vastly smaller rate, won’t be reported to me for at least 6-9 months, and will count against the advance(s). I believe by now My Wicked Enemy has earned out. Possibly My Forbidden Desire, too, based on a foreign rights sale to Germany. But I don’t know and won’t know until the next royalty period… in a few months. So, this experiment’s cost to me is, I think, fairly minimal.

I’ll report back when and if I have any salient observations about the results.

An Excerpt

CHAPTER 1

11:40 AM. Lobby of 101 California Street, San Francisco, California

He was here. Telos Khūnbish had come. Relief nearly demolished her, it hit so powerfully. He was here, and now, improbably, she believed everything was going to be all right. Her life was irrevocably screwed, but she believed. She ignored the noise of the lobby and the man standing beside her. He was irrelevant. What a damn sad commentary it was that after nearly ten years in the city, Khūnbish was the closest thing she had to a friend. Maybe even a real friend, because he was here, and she believed she’d get through this.

Her heart kicked up a notch when she got a clear view of his black BMW turning onto Front Street. Now, of course, she wondered if she’d made a mistake involving him. She didn’t make a habit of asking for help. She wasn’t good with people. She wasn’t even sure she’d asked right. Seems she had.

The BMW was definitely looking to park. Good thing. In less than ten minutes the lunchtime rush would start, and she’d be in real trouble. Even now, there were too many people around.

“My ride’s here,” she said to Jack, the man standing beside her. She didn’t make eye contact because that would be dangerous. Instead she stared at his tie, but that turned out to be a mistake. The dark red silk looked like blood streaming down his chest. She focused on the shiny marble floor and the tips of his Oxfords. “I’m fine. Really.”

“Let me carry your things.” Jack reached for the moving box that contained the personal contents from her office. He knew Michael, and that meant she couldn’t trust him. Simple fact. She couldn’t trust anyone who knew Michael Ford.

“No.” She gripped the box tighter and looked at the street again, as if Khūnbish could help her from afar. The BMW was waiting for a van to pull away from the curb. Khūnbish had never met Michael. That was part of the reason she’d called him. That, and she didn’t know anyone else.

“Lys.” Jack was thirty-ish, good looking, and in line to make partner in the next two years. He did good suit. He was a competent lawyer and a decent litigator.

She faked a smile and looked at Jack without directly meeting his eyes. Over the years, she’d gotten good at faking contact normal people never thought twice about. She lifted the box an inch. “Hardly weighs a thing.”

Jack smoothed a hand down the river of blood that was his tie. She held her breath, half expecting his palm to come away smeared red. He reached for her moving box, and she jumped back, heart slamming against her chest. Either Jack didn’t get it, or he was in league with Michael and meant her harm. He kept moving toward her.

“Don’t.” The word came out sharp and loud. The security guard at the lobby reception area looked over. She was close to losing it. Way too close. Blocking shouldn’t be this hard for her, but the last several days had been…difficult. Not enough sleep. Not enough to eat. Too much caffeine. Far too much stress.

“Lys. Come on.” His tie vibrated at the edges of her vision. Blood red. A river of red. He reached for the box again. “I’m only trying to help out.”

She risked a look at his face. His smile was hesitant, a little irritated, but that would be normal if he really just wanted to help. Just a regular person trying to be nice. Part of her didn’t believe it. He knew Michael, and Michael had tried to kill her.

 

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Analyzing my Recent Kindle Purchases

March 25th, 2012

Here’s something worth thinking about:

I was just looking at my Kindle library.

Of the 50 most recent books:

  1. Four were RITA books I didn’t want to read in print. I would not otherwise have bought these books.
  2. Nine are non-fiction
  3. Four of the 9 non-fiction titles are Big 6 books, the others are self-pubbed.
  4. Three are hardbacks in print (all non-fiction). I REALLY wanted to read them and didn’t want a print book. I think I’m done buying hard covers unless they’re for my dad, who won’t read eBooks.
  5. One of the novels (excluding the 4 RITA books) is a Big Six novel
  6. Thirty-nine are either self-published or from established ePublishers who charged less than $5.00 for the book.
  7. Four of the 50 were free. One of them is public domain
  8. Forty-six were priced at $2.99 or higher
  9. Six I haven’t read yet.
  10. Two of the 6 I haven’t read yet I bought today.
  11. Four of the 6 I haven’t read yet are non-fiction
  12. Fifty were bought in the last 6 weeks
  13. Eighteen of the novels were by 3 different authors
  14. Six of the novels were fails
  15. Two of the novels were DNF
  16. Five of the 50 were MAJOR wins for me. All of them were self-pubbed
  17. forty-seven were good books that I enjoyed reading.

My Conclusions

  • I am a book whore
  • I read a lot of fiction
  • I read more non-fiction than I thought
  • I am more or less no longer buying Big 6 MMP. Holy CRAP!
  • I’ve managed to find a lot of non-Big 6 books I really, really enjoyed
  • When I find an author I like, I buy their backlist
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So close….

March 24th, 2012

Sorry for all the radio silence. I’ve been busy. But I finally got through the revisions for the My Immortals novella, which I believe I’ll be renaming Free Fall. I’m doing a read-through, then it goes out for copyediting.

Then I get back to the historical novella, Dauntless.

But, what do you think of the title Free Fall for a paranormal novella? Lot’s of psychic power stuff with a heroine who refers to losing control of her abilities as going into Free Fall. I’m mulling over a tag, too. Something like, “A My Immortals series novella” seems not so interesting.

Anyway, off to finish that. What have you-all been up to?

Here’s a picture of our tulips:

photo of tulips

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