Suzy Jones, Politician: Today, in this great country of ours, we face a crisis. The world will be destroyed if we don’t act. The Zombie Apocalypse is coming. We cannot let those shambling, groaning, mindless creatures gnaw on our bunnies. Pets and small children should be in the basement. The streets are not safe.
Policy Wonk A (PWA):
Suzy Jones hates Bunnies! Tells families: “Bunnies should be locked in the basement.”
PWA’s claims rated “Pants On Fire times 10.”
PWA replies: Ferd Smith stands for protecting our beloved bunnies from Zombies. Suzy Jones wants bunnies to die in the basement.
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- Top 10 ways to Zombie-proof your basement.
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- How to protect your bunny from Zombies
Ferd Smith, Politician: Zombies are attacking bunnies in greater numbers everyday. We need to arm the citizenry with anti-Zombie ammunition right now. Give everyone anti-Zombie guns! I guarantee you the streets are safe for bunnies.
Policy Wonk B (PWB):
Ferd Smith says bunnies can walk the streets!
Policy Wonk B Video Clip Rated “Pants On Fire Times a Billion!”
PWB replies: Ferd Smith says our bunnies are not in danger. Suzy Jones believes in protecting sweet, innocent, fluffy bunnies.
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- Zombie-Repellant, 10 Gal. (sponsored link)
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- Obedience school for bunnies
Two Weeks Later:
The pundits have been eaten by Zombies. Jones and Smith accidentally run into each other outside the Senate. After a brief scuffle they talk and realize they actually have the same goal. They fight Zombies together and save the world for our bunnies.
