Somebody just twittered they were having a beer called Lucifer’s Golden Ale. Well, naturally, I immediately Googled it. And I found the two greatest beer names ever. In case you can’t click over, they’re Lucifer’s Golden Ale and La Guillotine Ale.

Oh my gosh. You should click the link because the labels are wonderful, by the way.

Which one should I have my bad boys drink? Asahi Black, move over. You’ve been replaced by Belgian beers.

Back to work.