Work from Home!
Minion
Make extra cash in every spare minute while working from home. Do you have a poorly functioning moral compass? Apply immediately!
If your moral compass sometimes gives you pause, you’d probably be a great fit for our junior minion position. Check back in a month. We’re waiting to see if the intern quits.
Pay: Bit coin and free books.
Benefits: Every day is casual day.
Requirements: Able to start immediately. Limited ability to work unsupervised. Must be able to copy and paste. Familiarity with Word a plus but not required.
Duties: Carry out tasks on approved schedule. Set up internet alerts and take proscribed actions per provided flow chart.
To apply: Please copy and paste your resume into a comment to this post. Include a link to a video of you dry-washing your hands and laughing in an unsettling manner. Equal opportunity Employer.